author: tucker max

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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Hilarity Ensues

Tucker Max. Attached are the receipts from the charges in incurred when I went in for surgery at Texas Orthopedics. There were a few charges that preceeded [sic] these, like the boot and x-rays ... X-ray of the screw in his foot: HILARITY ...

Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

The Tucker Max Leftovers Tucker Max. Tucker GOES TO DOCTOR , HILARITY ENSUES Occurred , May 2010 I wrote a story in Assholes Finish First called " The Tucker Max SeX - ray ... x - ray machine . [ You can see it at www.tuckermax .com / sexray ] ...

Assholes Finish First

... Drew " It's oral sex on a Cinescope . " Tucker " No no , on x - ray video . " Dr. Drew " Yeah but a fluoroscope it's called . That's a ton of x - ray exposure buddy , right to your nuts . " THE TUCKER MAX SEX - RAY Tucker " She had. 300.

Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in ...

Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories

This volume contains 47 stories from the author's famous (and infamous) Web site, including two, never-before-published short stories.

Mate: Become the Man Women Want

... Tom Cruise jumping up on Oprah's couch and Tebowing at her feet. When it comes to mating, it's not even acting like you're in love when you've met a woman you like. Happiness is mainly just quiet contentment. It's appreciation for her ...

What Women Want

Based on breakthroughs in evolutionary psychology, sexuality, behavior genetics, and animal communication, MATE is the book for guys whether they are looking to hook up or find and keep the one.

The Book in a Box Method: The New Way to Quickly and Easily Write Your Book (Even If You're Not a Writer)

Now, finally, there is. The Book in a Box Method cuts through all the nonsense to show you the exact steps to follow to ensure that you'll be able to write and publish the best possible book, in less time than you thought possible.

The Scribe Method: The Best Way to Write and Publish Your Non-Fiction Book

... Tiffany Haddish, a well-known comedian, continues her “simple yet emotionally powerful” style from her book The Last Black Unicorn into the acknowledgments. She thanks her close family and then closes with a joke in line with the ...

Assholes Finish First

... threesome.” This girl is going to make someone a great ex-wife someday. I get to her place and she looks just like her pictures: cute face and a really good body. I am so happy that she sent me honest pics. I have no idea why, but some ...

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