category: humor

... game into the office T V, and start playing. I'm immediately taken back to '95, when Mos and I would play this same game (or NHL '93 — with the fights and blood — or NHL '94) constantly, during the Rats shoot. EA Sports NHL series was ...

... Swingcat Alyson Orr : " We told him that we carried pieces everywhere as well , as you're never sure what the airline food is going to be like . We got quite excited about a world - famous rock star carrying a packed lunch until the ...

Collection of misheard lyrics of pop songs - and the correct versions.

... Drink A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The ... Mr Chow's, an attractive little Chinese restaurant on North Camden Drive. The menu description of gambei reads as ...

... think someone should have picked up on that. Who's gonna read a book by a ... Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit. (pause) Shit. INT. SAM'S HOUSE STAN is sitting at SAM's kitchen table. STAN: My mind just went blank. There's a lot of pressure when you ...

... Larousse Gastronomique concedes that 'its description is not immediately appealing'. The Scots excuse the ... online survey found that onethird of American tourists visiting Scotland thought that a haggis was a wild animal and almost a ...

... piano and the serenaders . What is one against so many ! The piano grows ... DANIEL , and get out ob de way accordingly . Sir , I am preparing a work on ... blessed war . Away , black cuss ! SERENADER Awakes , and Sings . [ CESAR vanishes ...

... GOOD - BYE TO THE ( CRICKETING ) SEASON , ( A Fond Farewell , something in the style of Praed , com- posed at the ... Bad hits and bad misses are blunders Scarce blamed in so beastly a year . There are all sorts of excellent reasons All ...

... books , excepting BLACKSTONE'S Commentaries , and a few text books , are visible . Their room door ... like him I forget pleasure , and busy myself in papers . " marked upon it ... life , when he defended an Irish hodman for stairs to bring up ...

... Atomic " is ominous , but also uncommonly beautiful . EDEL RODRIGUEZ anese bombing targets . Minatory ranks of Native American warriors. MUSICAL EVENTS FALSE DAWN The Met's take on John Adams's " Doctor Atomic . " BY ALEX ROSS first ...

... Ashenden ; or , The British Agent ( 1928 ) , and those , such as " Rain " ( The Trembling of a Leaf , 1921 ) , with settings outside England . What is humorous in these stories is grimly , ironically humorous . " Mr. Harrington's ...

From Bigfoot to Nessie to the "Little Green Men, " F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre celebrates the monsters of the imagination, exploring the wonder and dread that help make us human. ""MacIntyre's Improbable Bestiary" is GRAND FUN!"--Ray Bradbury.

... Nursery rhymes The Times (A whimsical rhyme linking a children's pursuit with arguably Britain's most grown-up newspaper.) O. Obi-Wan Kenobi mobi (mobile phone) (After the Jedi Master from Star Wars.) Ocean liner shiner (black eye) Ocean ...

... Star Wars movies Lordof theRings Pantomimes EastEnders As well as... Coronation Street Politicians The Beano Planets,stars ... Nursery rhymes Kings and queens Disney animations Cartoon animals. Countries. ofthe. world. The first playernames a ...

Already a theatrical hit and a worldwide viral phenomenon, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski comes alive anew in this definitive and lavishly illustrated edition, featuring recently discovered historical engravings, scholarly annotations, and a ...

... Two Gentlemen of Lebowski 'This is the smartest, most highbrow, most sophisticated literary book that will ever make you pee yourself in public' Rachel Fershleiser, co-creator of the New York Times bestselling Six-Word Memoir books ...

... the light fantastic Q. To trip the light fantastic. I know what it means, but why the light fantastic part? A. You're probably that much ahead of some readers, so let me nod in the direction of all those who know, while telling everyone ...

... BIG BOOK OF BREASTS 2001 BY ALISON BECHDEL I TRY NOT TO . MUST WE KEEP THAT THING HANGING IN THERE ALL THE TIME ? IT'S MORBID . NOT AS MORBID AS CANCER . YOU DO THE EXAM EVERY MONTH , RIGHT ? MORE OR LESS . I'VE GOTTA GO . I HAVE MY ...

... Short Game Bible. • Dr. Bob Rotella's books on the mental. • Practice, practice, practice. • Playing as much as possible. • Getting in tournaments. • Drinking on the course. Golf. Theme. Songs. An inquisitive member asked others what song ...

Mark Reiter, Richard Sandomir. Brown Pelican (LA) Brown Pelican vs. Roadrunner The Bald Eagle has national- symbol mojo, but at the state level I like the Brown Pelican, a magnificent, charming utility animal that can skim the sea in an ...

Praise for Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half: “Imagine if David Sedaris could draw….Enchanting.” —People “One of the best things I’ve ever read in my life.” —Marc Maron “Will make you laugh until you sob, even when ...

... Comics and Crackerjack [sic] Funnies, which prior to that time had been published by Western under an operation ... Disney's Comics & Stories, when it made its debut in 1940, was still very much a mainstream comic book in its reliance on ...

Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work Betches. Praise for IHad a Nice Time . . . and Other Lies “Guys are a nightmare. Dating is a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. But this book makes sense of it all, which is all I could ask of a romance novel ...

... black people. It is a dangerous snake which is liable to bite ... black American comic Chris Rock introduced his eight-minute spiel, 'Niggas vs. Black People'. It separated well-behaved tax-paying black Americans like himself from 'niggers ...

... Hopkins University School of Medicine, January 4, 2010, retrieved from http ... Read on the Toilet?,” Esquire.com, December 3, 2009, retrieved from http ... Ellen Gamerman, “An Inconvenient Bag,” Wall Street Journal, September 26, 2008 ...

... hopkins university School ofmedicine,January 4, 2010, retrieved from http ... read on the toilet?,” esquire.com, December 3, 2009, retrieved from http ... ellen Gamerman, “An inconvenient Bag,” Wall Street Journal, September 26, 2008 ...

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... BI - CURIOUS GEORGE Ml " SORRY , OWENS , THE WARDEN SAYS PUSSY AINT AN ACCEPTABLE LAST MEAL FIRST PRINTING , SEPTEMBER , 2006 . PRINTED IN CANADA BY MOUNTIES . JESUS CHRIST ! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME ! ANYONE WOULD PERMISSION ...

... funny part : A guy volunteered . So the cannibal and the volunteer get together and they fulfill their mutual fantasies . The cannibal films the entire thing so we know for sure that the volunteer really did volunteer . Anyway , the ...

... Rules " girls ( those who devoutly prescribe to the " The Rules " outlined in the book by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider ) , it's hard to figure out when is too soon to sleep with a guy . Fein and Schneider say two months . My one ...

... www.framleyexaminer.co.uk The Framley Examiner 69 FULL - SIZE MB Mouse Trap " game . Bowling ball missing . Man on diving board in really bad mood . £ 300no . Box FE8100 TUPPERWARE ... my handlebars . Box FE8621 . GLASS fish tank . with ...

... Carl Hiaasen's young reader books , which are named Flush and Squirm and Chomp after the creatures of the swampy Florida ecosystem that show up in the stories . A couple of years ago , I read Hoot aloud to the two of them at bedtime ...

This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go--the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future.

If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, bestselling novels, think again.

... Jesus Hopped the A Train " ) , set in a quasi - modern courtroom in Purgatory , wres- tles with the question of ... script has much fine writing but ultimately overreaches . With a large cast , ad- mirably directed by Seth Barrish . The ...