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... Cheetah. Cheetah who? Cheetah, you were supposed to be hiding outside. Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino who you are. Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl have to check. Knock, knock. Who's there? Schooner ...
The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 2,001 Brand-New Side-Splitters That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud
... Cheetah. Cheetah who? Cheetah, you were supposed to be hiding outside. Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino who you are. Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl have to check. Knock, knock. Who's there? Schooner ...
The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: The Hugest Pile of Jokes, Knock-Knocks, Puns, and Knee-Slappers That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud
... 're in the bathroom? Cattle-logs. What's invisible and smells like carrots and cabbage? Rabbit farts. Why did the cheetah eat the gazelle? Because he loves fast food. What do dogs call rabbit poops Easter eggs. Did you.
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